At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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