She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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