I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think a kid would responsible me up
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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