just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
either way he was missing a nipple.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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