If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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