I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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