Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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