Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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