she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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