I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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