She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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