normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
