my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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