i always forget guys have bellybuttons
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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