I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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