no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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