i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I understand Curling. That high.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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