You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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