There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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