i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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