And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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