from now on my penis is your penis
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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