Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
