And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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