Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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