But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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