he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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