Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Randomize
