i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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