Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
