bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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