oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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