You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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