You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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