Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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