then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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