i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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