I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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