it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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