Dual....:-)
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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