She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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