it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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