Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I fill condoms, not promises.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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