just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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