No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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