Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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