sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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