I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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