bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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