6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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