then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Found your dick twin last night
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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